The Real Story of the Day at the Lake
Get yourself a pager, quick! 1996
Urban Folklore Inspires a Novel
It’s not about mothers-in-law. 1996
Let’s Get With the Program
(Just after I wrote this, I submitted it to Satire Magazine. I got a nice letter back. The editor liked it but said, unfortunately, it’s not satire; this is already happening near here. Just six years ago this seemed outrageous enough to be funny.) 1995